I’m Ye Olde Pub Painter
I’m trying to get to the place where I can just go to pubs and call it “my job”.
My name’s John and I paint pubs. I’ve been doing it for a while now, and I’m finally turning my hobby into a job. Well, I’m hoping to, and with your support, and my innate ability to ignore any negative energy and realistic obstacles, we can make that dream come true.
I’ve been painting for years, and as well as pubs, I’m also behind Ashton’s Animals which is my fun side-hustle. Well, it keeps me off the streets.
I’ve been pretending to be an artist for years now, but to make actual money I’m an experienced SEO with over a decade of experience at making websites appear higher in Google searches. But you probably don’t care too much about that.
I lived in London for years , but I now live in Nottingham with my sense of ennui and my crushing desire to never talk to another human being in person ever again.
Ye Olde Pub Painter 